People Change.

It's a fact of life. We all change. For instance I wrote a blog about this girl a few months ago, now i stopped talking to her completely, actually im going to delete her from my friends list on FB right after i post this...

Anyways, this blog isn't really going anywhere at this moment (mostly because i've been living a really dull life full of studying and nothingness). So post will become a lot less frequent (if you couldn't tell) and a lot less meaningful. But honestly IDGAF. seriously. Why do you even read this shit? All i do is bitch about girls and talk about life, there are people 20x better then me at what i do, AND they get paid for it.

Fuck it. If you want to stalk my life go for it, if you don't then leave. Shit's going to get rough. But i Promise it'll be worth it eventually.

Back to the Message. People change, deal with it.

Open Letter to People Who Should Eat Shit and Die.

Dear Everyone (Not Really Everyone),

My business is my business not yours. I maintain the right to say anything I want, and do anything I please. I can write when I want, I can say what I want, I can be whoever I want to be. All my actions will have equal repercussions and i am fully aware of it. If you do not like this let me be the first to tell you to piss off. My name is Zackery Kim, I am still searching for who I am, yet I am comfortable with where I am, and who I am so far. I care for people who matter and those who don't matter to me may as well not exist. I am asian, Im bad at some of the things that I do and i'm good at others. I admit i'm not perfect, and I actually realize nobody is.

If you make fun of me it doesn't bother me but it makes you look pathetic, when you compliment me it makes me want to be your friend. If you're interesting I will talk to you. If I don't talk to you, You most likely bore me. Im arrogant and if you think you're not, you make me laugh. If you need advice, i'll give it to you. If you need someone to talk to i'm all ears.

All you people who treat others like shit just because you can, go fall off a cliff and die. For those of you who only see the lack of flow and lack of sense this makes. Yeah fuck you too. I don't give a fuck. Just. Leave. Me. Alone.

Sincerely,

Zack

P.S. Everyone who is not mentioned in this letter, lets have some coffee.

You've Already Been Judged. (this has no flow and i don't plan on changing it)

If i have ever seen you in my life i have judged you; my opinion on you will remain the same until you prove me wrong. Actually just because i wrote these first 2 lines you're view on me just changed or you just judged me.

Face it, we are conceited, self-centered, pompous, egotistical whores. Deny it all you want, whatever you're only lying to yourself. But tell me when you meet new people, when you go to a party, when you go anywhere social you don't automatically create little bio's on them from anything between looks, stories you've heard, and first few words exchanged with them.

Guys, when you see a hot girl you know you could never get with, you automatically think "slut.", When you see a guy with ed hardy clothes and cigarettes with some dolce and gabana cologne it's "douche bag.". List goes on but you get the point

Girls, you think the world wants to get with you, actually you think any guy in the room wants to get with you. Heck if you read this you probably think that i want to get with you. Maybe us guys are just trying to be your friend? Maybe i just lied to you so you'll hook up with me in the future. We are pretty misleading creatures.OH! and if you put on slutty clothes, flirt with all my friends, and your breath smells like jizz, I'm going to assume you're a slut, sorry. (and no i do NOT want too hook up with you just because you make it look like you don't have herpes[even though i assume you do]) I mean ill chat with you but I'm not going to hook up with you.

But in all seriousness guys, just because you act confident (like i tell you too) doesn't mean girls will like you more, you might get noticed, you might even be able to strike up a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, but i don't really promise anything more then that. Don't be like "yeah i drive cars and fight people, and I'm going out to go kill a guy right now wanna watch?". Everyone knows trying to be cool, is SO uncool.

I mean just look at me. In guys rank for macho coolness I'm like a level 2 tree frog aka "the nice guy". The type who doesn't hook up with random girls, and is there to talk to, and that guy you rant to about all the shit in your life, the friend who you'd rather "just be friends with". Yeah great right? I'm that poor sap who has to stay up because you're a douche bag and treat girls like shit (well maybe not you personally but the general crowd of people[guys]) Thanks dick hole. (I'm cussing a lot today i promise i wont write like this again [aka like an illiterate moron])

Yeah us nice guys are often judged as "gay" because our penis don't have control over our minds.

P.S. Your insecurities make me smile :]

P.P.S. That was referring to people who look down on nice people

Headaches, Heartaches, Nope i'd Rather Have Some Pancakes

The best way to get a girlfriend is not worry about it. You always see these guys chasing girls and failing miserably, then you see these guys that just chilling getting girlfriends without lifting a single finger. The trick? Your steez.

There are these guys who get completely whipped over chicks before they even start dating. This causes boredom and a non dynamic relationship (aka no steez). They just do whatever girls tell them and go wherever the girls wanna go. This leads to a condition were the guys penis falls off and they acquire a vagina (figurative). Now there is no girl that wants a boyfriend who has no testicular fortitude, well unless they want to toy with their hearts and heads. Girls who do this is are know as bitches.

On the opposing side, girls don't want to be treated like shit and blown off all the time either; well to an extent they do. Now the cool collective guys show much less interest then the guys who are pussy whipped, and this is like mindfuck candy to girls. Humans as a whole are slightly masochistic(go look it up) and like challenges, so it makes sense that girls rather go after guys who don't chase them around. Guys (who are blind with "love") think the polar opposite and decide "hey girls will like it if im sensitive and just do whatever they want". Overused phrase of 09-10 goes into play here "EPIC FAIL".

So you got to find that cool limbo area, where you can be cool and sensitive. Or even better, not try at all. Never put all you're pennies in one pocket(figurative), or better yet go to coinstar and get those pennies turned into dollars(literal). It's not socially accept to pay with pennies, so go out there with your newly acquired dollar bills, buy yourself a nice button down, and just be yourself. New look = new confidence, and if my looks could kill i'd body yours! Confidence my invertebrate friend, it will take you along way.

Now you could read this just for laughs or take it seriously, honestly I don't care. I wrote it for both, and I wish I could follow my own advice(because it's pretty damn good) but you know that saying, the one about following your own advice and how it's impossible, yeah well I don't or i'd quote it. Chin up there are plenty of other fish in the sea, but ew who wants to date a fish anyways? You Freak(but i'm not judging)

P.S. Oh crap i forgot the most important part! Guys, girls cant make moves on you because in our society thats "sluty" you have to make moves for anything to happen. Don't go and throw yourselves on them because that's just weird, but make moves! Don't think that they aren't interested because they aren't making moves, heck there is a possibility that they want to throw themselves onto you but you are too damn stupid to figure it out!

I've Got 99.79 Problems, Yes Girls Are One.

Two things that I like to do is chase girls, and skateboard. Although these two activities are not really similar at all, they relate to each other quite nicely.

Girls, we love them at times, then there are times were we just want to push them out of a window. We want to stay up all night chatting with them, then there are other times were we just want to smash our phones and kick the pieces into sewer drains because of them. We spend a bunch of time and effort for them and end up happy, then a lot of times we end up getting heartbroken. Girls are unpredictable and so are skateboards.

When I skateboard I love it. It's a great thrill to do tricks and land them successfully, then other times you just want to stomp the shit out of your board and break it. Some days you want to go out and skateboard all day, other times you just go and bum it in some fast food establishment for hours. We spend years learning to skate and then have amazing skate sessions that show all of our hard work, then you have days were you just want to quit and just go play some xbox, or other days when you break something and regret ever trying to do anything.

You put a lot of effort into both things, at times your effort backfires, then other times you're successful. It's the luck of the draw, plus whatever skills you've acquired through previous experience, and natural born ability. Headaches, and heartaches that's what you put up with, but it's worth it in the end. The only way out is through. The only path around is out. Failure with girls and skateboards is like failure in general, just got to learn from your mistakes and try again. Chin Up.

I Have No Original Thought.

Everything I've said, has been said in the past and by other people. I have no original thought, but guess what, neither do you.

When was the last time you had a thought of something completely on your own with nobodies help, never. The way we act have been influenced by our parents and our environment. The way we think, our teachers and mentors. I don't give a crap what you think of me, and guess what, that is because someone taught me not to. Just like you were taught to hate on me for the things I do, and things you think I do.

Oh did you just have an ephinpy? Guess what, someone thought the same thing you did, 1 week ago. Do you not give a fuck? Ha, people have been "not giving a fuck" for 100's of years. You are so original, in your own world. Do you think your malice words can bring down my superior levels of self-confidence, then you just joined the ranks of 1 million other people who try to boost their self esteem by trying to lower others (and failing miserably), your ideas and your believes are just as unoriginal as mine.

I have no original thought, my idea's and ideals are inspired by other people. I in fact, did NOT create the first blog in the world, nor was i even close to the first blog. I'm not the first blogger to write about their thoughts, and I'm not the first guy to write about girls. You aren't the first person who's read my blog. If you hate me, your not the first person to do that either. If you love me, i love you too but that's unoriginal.

We live in a world with so many thoughts. It is virtually impossible to have your own. Don't try to criticize other people on their thoughts. Your thought is so unoriginal my grandma's grandma thought of it, in a foreign language.

Creeping.

So everyone's a creeper, whether it be out in the open or secretly. With gadgets like facebook, twitter, formspring, TV, phones, the 21st century has literally signed an "OK" on the creeping act of 2000-2100 (OK not literally).

A few days ago I put something along the lines of "found a new hobby: taking photos of peoples tattoos while being a ninja" on facebook. Instantly a few people liked it and i got comments saying how i was a creep. Hello, you just said I'm a creep, by creeping and seeing what I was doing. I creeped out loud, but you're just a closet creep. Then today creeper karma came back to haunt me, this random (cute) blonde hipster/scene hybrid chick sat at a table behind me and took a few pics of me when I "wasn't looking". Creeper? Yes. Was she cute? Hell yes, if this girl asked for my digits id be like ### ### ####(censored phone number) fo sho!

Creeping has made it so that perfectly cute girls, have become awkward. Darwinism were are you? Good looking people are not suppose to be creeping in the real world. Isn't that some shit? That technology not only hindered our ability to do physical task, and proved Darwinism wrong, but also disabled our ability to be social.

I believe this brings my count to Technology: 3, Darwinism:0.

Want to see if you are a creeper, then answer these few questions. Do you have a Facebook, Twitter, Formspring? Do you spend more time on your mini feed and other peoples pages, then your own? have you called someone a creeper on the internet? Do you like at least 1 thing on facebook not posted by you a day? Do you read stuff by other people and not tell them?

If you answered yes to any of these, chances are you are a creeper. If you said no, you're probably a closet creeper, or a liar.

But whatever, it's ok. The internet did sign off on your rights to creep. Go for it, whatever.

P.S. Creepy five guys girl who took pictures of me while I was waiting for my burger, facebook me.