People Change.

It's a fact of life. We all change. For instance I wrote a blog about this girl a few months ago, now i stopped talking to her completely, actually im going to delete her from my friends list on FB right after i post this...

Anyways, this blog isn't really going anywhere at this moment (mostly because i've been living a really dull life full of studying and nothingness). So post will become a lot less frequent (if you couldn't tell) and a lot less meaningful. But honestly IDGAF. seriously. Why do you even read this shit? All i do is bitch about girls and talk about life, there are people 20x better then me at what i do, AND they get paid for it.

Fuck it. If you want to stalk my life go for it, if you don't then leave. Shit's going to get rough. But i Promise it'll be worth it eventually.

Back to the Message. People change, deal with it.

Open Letter to People Who Should Eat Shit and Die.

Dear Everyone (Not Really Everyone),

My business is my business not yours. I maintain the right to say anything I want, and do anything I please. I can write when I want, I can say what I want, I can be whoever I want to be. All my actions will have equal repercussions and i am fully aware of it. If you do not like this let me be the first to tell you to piss off. My name is Zackery Kim, I am still searching for who I am, yet I am comfortable with where I am, and who I am so far. I care for people who matter and those who don't matter to me may as well not exist. I am asian, Im bad at some of the things that I do and i'm good at others. I admit i'm not perfect, and I actually realize nobody is.

If you make fun of me it doesn't bother me but it makes you look pathetic, when you compliment me it makes me want to be your friend. If you're interesting I will talk to you. If I don't talk to you, You most likely bore me. Im arrogant and if you think you're not, you make me laugh. If you need advice, i'll give it to you. If you need someone to talk to i'm all ears.

All you people who treat others like shit just because you can, go fall off a cliff and die. For those of you who only see the lack of flow and lack of sense this makes. Yeah fuck you too. I don't give a fuck. Just. Leave. Me. Alone.

Sincerely,

Zack

P.S. Everyone who is not mentioned in this letter, lets have some coffee.

You've Already Been Judged. (this has no flow and i don't plan on changing it)

If i have ever seen you in my life i have judged you; my opinion on you will remain the same until you prove me wrong. Actually just because i wrote these first 2 lines you're view on me just changed or you just judged me.

Face it, we are conceited, self-centered, pompous, egotistical whores. Deny it all you want, whatever you're only lying to yourself. But tell me when you meet new people, when you go to a party, when you go anywhere social you don't automatically create little bio's on them from anything between looks, stories you've heard, and first few words exchanged with them.

Guys, when you see a hot girl you know you could never get with, you automatically think "slut.", When you see a guy with ed hardy clothes and cigarettes with some dolce and gabana cologne it's "douche bag.". List goes on but you get the point

Girls, you think the world wants to get with you, actually you think any guy in the room wants to get with you. Heck if you read this you probably think that i want to get with you. Maybe us guys are just trying to be your friend? Maybe i just lied to you so you'll hook up with me in the future. We are pretty misleading creatures.OH! and if you put on slutty clothes, flirt with all my friends, and your breath smells like jizz, I'm going to assume you're a slut, sorry. (and no i do NOT want too hook up with you just because you make it look like you don't have herpes[even though i assume you do]) I mean ill chat with you but I'm not going to hook up with you.

But in all seriousness guys, just because you act confident (like i tell you too) doesn't mean girls will like you more, you might get noticed, you might even be able to strike up a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, but i don't really promise anything more then that. Don't be like "yeah i drive cars and fight people, and I'm going out to go kill a guy right now wanna watch?". Everyone knows trying to be cool, is SO uncool.

I mean just look at me. In guys rank for macho coolness I'm like a level 2 tree frog aka "the nice guy". The type who doesn't hook up with random girls, and is there to talk to, and that guy you rant to about all the shit in your life, the friend who you'd rather "just be friends with". Yeah great right? I'm that poor sap who has to stay up because you're a douche bag and treat girls like shit (well maybe not you personally but the general crowd of people[guys]) Thanks dick hole. (I'm cussing a lot today i promise i wont write like this again [aka like an illiterate moron])

Yeah us nice guys are often judged as "gay" because our penis don't have control over our minds.

P.S. Your insecurities make me smile :]

P.P.S. That was referring to people who look down on nice people

Headaches, Heartaches, Nope i'd Rather Have Some Pancakes

The best way to get a girlfriend is not worry about it. You always see these guys chasing girls and failing miserably, then you see these guys that just chilling getting girlfriends without lifting a single finger. The trick? Your steez.

There are these guys who get completely whipped over chicks before they even start dating. This causes boredom and a non dynamic relationship (aka no steez). They just do whatever girls tell them and go wherever the girls wanna go. This leads to a condition were the guys penis falls off and they acquire a vagina (figurative). Now there is no girl that wants a boyfriend who has no testicular fortitude, well unless they want to toy with their hearts and heads. Girls who do this is are know as bitches.

On the opposing side, girls don't want to be treated like shit and blown off all the time either; well to an extent they do. Now the cool collective guys show much less interest then the guys who are pussy whipped, and this is like mindfuck candy to girls. Humans as a whole are slightly masochistic(go look it up) and like challenges, so it makes sense that girls rather go after guys who don't chase them around. Guys (who are blind with "love") think the polar opposite and decide "hey girls will like it if im sensitive and just do whatever they want". Overused phrase of 09-10 goes into play here "EPIC FAIL".

So you got to find that cool limbo area, where you can be cool and sensitive. Or even better, not try at all. Never put all you're pennies in one pocket(figurative), or better yet go to coinstar and get those pennies turned into dollars(literal). It's not socially accept to pay with pennies, so go out there with your newly acquired dollar bills, buy yourself a nice button down, and just be yourself. New look = new confidence, and if my looks could kill i'd body yours! Confidence my invertebrate friend, it will take you along way.

Now you could read this just for laughs or take it seriously, honestly I don't care. I wrote it for both, and I wish I could follow my own advice(because it's pretty damn good) but you know that saying, the one about following your own advice and how it's impossible, yeah well I don't or i'd quote it. Chin up there are plenty of other fish in the sea, but ew who wants to date a fish anyways? You Freak(but i'm not judging)

P.S. Oh crap i forgot the most important part! Guys, girls cant make moves on you because in our society thats "sluty" you have to make moves for anything to happen. Don't go and throw yourselves on them because that's just weird, but make moves! Don't think that they aren't interested because they aren't making moves, heck there is a possibility that they want to throw themselves onto you but you are too damn stupid to figure it out!

I've Got 99.79 Problems, Yes Girls Are One.

Two things that I like to do is chase girls, and skateboard. Although these two activities are not really similar at all, they relate to each other quite nicely.

Girls, we love them at times, then there are times were we just want to push them out of a window. We want to stay up all night chatting with them, then there are other times were we just want to smash our phones and kick the pieces into sewer drains because of them. We spend a bunch of time and effort for them and end up happy, then a lot of times we end up getting heartbroken. Girls are unpredictable and so are skateboards.

When I skateboard I love it. It's a great thrill to do tricks and land them successfully, then other times you just want to stomp the shit out of your board and break it. Some days you want to go out and skateboard all day, other times you just go and bum it in some fast food establishment for hours. We spend years learning to skate and then have amazing skate sessions that show all of our hard work, then you have days were you just want to quit and just go play some xbox, or other days when you break something and regret ever trying to do anything.

You put a lot of effort into both things, at times your effort backfires, then other times you're successful. It's the luck of the draw, plus whatever skills you've acquired through previous experience, and natural born ability. Headaches, and heartaches that's what you put up with, but it's worth it in the end. The only way out is through. The only path around is out. Failure with girls and skateboards is like failure in general, just got to learn from your mistakes and try again. Chin Up.

I Have No Original Thought.

Everything I've said, has been said in the past and by other people. I have no original thought, but guess what, neither do you.

When was the last time you had a thought of something completely on your own with nobodies help, never. The way we act have been influenced by our parents and our environment. The way we think, our teachers and mentors. I don't give a crap what you think of me, and guess what, that is because someone taught me not to. Just like you were taught to hate on me for the things I do, and things you think I do.

Oh did you just have an ephinpy? Guess what, someone thought the same thing you did, 1 week ago. Do you not give a fuck? Ha, people have been "not giving a fuck" for 100's of years. You are so original, in your own world. Do you think your malice words can bring down my superior levels of self-confidence, then you just joined the ranks of 1 million other people who try to boost their self esteem by trying to lower others (and failing miserably), your ideas and your believes are just as unoriginal as mine.

I have no original thought, my idea's and ideals are inspired by other people. I in fact, did NOT create the first blog in the world, nor was i even close to the first blog. I'm not the first blogger to write about their thoughts, and I'm not the first guy to write about girls. You aren't the first person who's read my blog. If you hate me, your not the first person to do that either. If you love me, i love you too but that's unoriginal.

We live in a world with so many thoughts. It is virtually impossible to have your own. Don't try to criticize other people on their thoughts. Your thought is so unoriginal my grandma's grandma thought of it, in a foreign language.

Creeping.

So everyone's a creeper, whether it be out in the open or secretly. With gadgets like facebook, twitter, formspring, TV, phones, the 21st century has literally signed an "OK" on the creeping act of 2000-2100 (OK not literally).

A few days ago I put something along the lines of "found a new hobby: taking photos of peoples tattoos while being a ninja" on facebook. Instantly a few people liked it and i got comments saying how i was a creep. Hello, you just said I'm a creep, by creeping and seeing what I was doing. I creeped out loud, but you're just a closet creep. Then today creeper karma came back to haunt me, this random (cute) blonde hipster/scene hybrid chick sat at a table behind me and took a few pics of me when I "wasn't looking". Creeper? Yes. Was she cute? Hell yes, if this girl asked for my digits id be like ### ### ####(censored phone number) fo sho!

Creeping has made it so that perfectly cute girls, have become awkward. Darwinism were are you? Good looking people are not suppose to be creeping in the real world. Isn't that some shit? That technology not only hindered our ability to do physical task, and proved Darwinism wrong, but also disabled our ability to be social.

I believe this brings my count to Technology: 3, Darwinism:0.

Want to see if you are a creeper, then answer these few questions. Do you have a Facebook, Twitter, Formspring? Do you spend more time on your mini feed and other peoples pages, then your own? have you called someone a creeper on the internet? Do you like at least 1 thing on facebook not posted by you a day? Do you read stuff by other people and not tell them?

If you answered yes to any of these, chances are you are a creeper. If you said no, you're probably a closet creeper, or a liar.

But whatever, it's ok. The internet did sign off on your rights to creep. Go for it, whatever.

P.S. Creepy five guys girl who took pictures of me while I was waiting for my burger, facebook me.

Hell?

In the mist of playing halo 3 last night I had an ephinpy, now this is going to sound weird but hear me out. What if there is no such thing as hell? (i know, i know just hear me out).

Some people believe the God created all of us, and everything around us, right? This means that he loves us, by nature (a mother and father can't hate their kin because they made them). So why would he create a world of just pure torture? I think that hell is perspective based, but it actually is everyone's own personal heaven.

For example, for a person who lived in gluttony, a place were all they had to do is eat and do nothing would be heaven to them; however that same place would be "hell" to someone super athletic on a strict diet. To greedy people a place were all they would do is take for themselves and not care about others would be heaven, while a person who loves to share and puts others needs in front of their own would consider that "hell". So although it seems like a "hell" to someone who doesn't live that lifestyle, its heaven for people who do live that way.

Now in a world were people live all happy and friendly, this WOULD be "hell" for someone who is a misanthrope. Somewhere that people all share and live happily while sharing, would be "hell" for a hoarder, who cherishes every last item they have. Hell can just be a place you don't want to be, it doesn't have to be demons and fire. Actually the "devil" was once an angel and he didn't like the way things were going so he was sent to a place were he could do whatever he wanted.

Don't get the idea of this wrong, I am in fact a Christian. Is it possible that I'm completely wrong and hell is like a place were you go if you are bad, and is all flames and pain? Yes. But is it possible that I am right? Most likely not, but maybe. I mean both "hells" have the same concept. Live your life the way you want to live your afterlife, it's just that the more mainstream idea is trying to scare you into doing that.

Gone for Vacation 19-24/Setting my goals

So I figure that I should write an interesting blog on some sort of topic, with a witty title that draws your attention (Since I am going away for a little while). Then, almost immediately, I thought why should I? I write for myself, and I treat this blog like a diary. Once I stray too far from that, I'm going to write mindless filth for your dirty little eyes. Seriously, I honestly don't even care if you read this... as a matter go away, you shouldn't be reading my thoughts anyways (I'm just kidding) no really though. If you like what I write that's cool, I guess. If you don't, that's pretty chill too.

I guess this is sort of a reality check/rethinking my motives behind this whole blogging thing. Once I think of blogging as something I have to do, instead of something i really enjoy doing. This whole ordeals is going to suck for both of us. Look I'm not saying that we are breaking up, I'm not even saying that we are going to have to break up in the future. I'm just saying i need some space OK? Don't cry I'll be back soon, but until then I'll be writing on the DL, the down low.

-With Love,

Zack

What's The Deal About Deal Breakers [Part 1.]

Here's a small list, that I've been keeping mentally, of my deal breakers with the opposite sex. Deal breakers are those few qualities that you notice about someone, that you just can't overlook. It's something that, when spotted, outweigh the redeeming qualities about a girl.

Deal Breakers:

- Overly Obnoxious/Loud.

- Can't dress.

- Smokes.

- Taller then me.

- Thinks being ditsy is cute.

- Doesn't have any individual thought.

- Hung up on the past.

- Has a drastic amount of hair.

- Doesn't do anything athletic.

- Doesn't like music

- Doesn't want to leave the house

- Lives under a rock/Oblivious to the world

- Non-Conversationalist

- Jealous type

- Terminal illness (No walk to remember for me i guess)

- Talks more then they think

- Tries to be "cool"

- Ghetto

- Could fight better then I can

- Ugly

- Younger or older then me by more then 2 years

- More athletic then I am

- Unhygienic

- LAZY.

- Talks about drinking/partying

- Anti-social

- Has/Had a penis

Yeah that's a few for now, maybe I'll update this in a few months. Maybe not, whatever.

Grrr i'm a tough guy, lol jk I think before i act

You get your boys and I'll get my boys, and they will get their boys, boys... yeah, save it Mr. masculine man, I don't want to fight you, or 20 of your distant friends. I just want to do my own thing. Why are some people so randomly hostile to strangers? More importantly, why do they let random people, that they don't know, ruin their day. And for what? to get their daily dose of Asshole Concentrate?

Some people do it to "impress" their friends because it makes them look super awesome, others just have undeveloped brains. Either way, it's no excuses to make a jackass out of yourself in public. For example, today at Maloof everyone was doing their own thing, just trying to have fun. The skaters were being skaters, the bmxers being bmxers. Everyone was getting snaked (cut in front of), and everyone was getting frustrated. This one kid mentioned how the bmxers were destroying the marble hubbas (side of stairs), which was true. One bmxer over herd and decided to go ape shit on him, yelling and screaming and trying to fight the kid. The kid obviously didn't want to fight him, which made the bmxer look like an ass, so the bmxer went to all his friends saying how they were going to "get him later".

Watching from about 3 feet away I thought that there was a few things wrong with the picture. One, the comment was generalized, true, and a known fact (bikes DO destroy marble surfaces). Two, the smaller kid obviously did not want to fight a guy three times his size. Finally, why does everything always turn into "we'll get him later" when people opt. not to fight? Does one's dignity get so bruised that they feel a need for physical conflict, or is it like a guy thing? I actually stayed around a while and noticed that all the bmxers involved in the conflict left way before the skater did, which i found funny.

I feel that all problems in the world can be talked through; however that does require both sides of the party to be willing to cooperate, and (more importantly) listen. For some reason most guys just can't talk it out, ESPECIALLY about the stupidest stuff. Actually the only person worse at talking it out then guys, is girls. Girls will rip each other to emotional shreds before even thinking about talking to each other, with rumors, trash talk, general being mean to each other. They are the worst. Maybe the world just isn't ready for verbal agreements.

True Friends- The People That Merc Sluts, and Bust Nuts.

Friends you can't live with them you can't live without them (shut up you use cliches too). Your true friends are the people that will bust your balls 24/7, but when someone else tries to make fun of you, they want to fit 9 people in a car and fight them. It's amazing when you find out who your true friends are, and the circumstances you find them in.

For example, today (we'll call him PoSpring) a guy, "PoSpring", was apparently talking crap about me (teenage drama much?) saying how my parents don't love me because they send me to boarding school, and how I'm a closet gay, which honestly doesn't bother me because both are nonfactual. Well anyway, he told this to my friend, Mr. Asian Man, who told my other friends. eventually it got around to a lot of my friends and they all wanted to fight this kid, PoSpring.

Since I'm not really the fighting type I tried to talk them out of it, it's really dumb in the bigger picture. Seriously it's just one kid talking crap on the internet, BFD. It's really bad for your spiritual health to hold grudges, but I did learn a lot from this experience, like who my true friends are. Pretty cool really. Thanks Guys!

Side Note: Talking crap about people is very petty, it's super negative karma and it makes you look foolish. If you are going to try and disrespect/make fun of someone, don't use information that is not substantial. You will make a jackass out of yourself, and no one is going to take your side. Say only solid facts that have been proven, and don't say anything about another person that can be directly referred to something that you have done.

Asshole (figurative)

People are assholes(myself included)(well sometimes). Why? Nature, nurture, survival of the fittest, or maybe they are just plain insecure about themselves. Some people take pleasure at watching when other people fail, and others find it comedic when people get hurt. Most of society will look for everything wrong about you before they even begin to try and accept you. It's really a pretty sad thing to witness, and you will notice it more once you try to.

For example, when most people see me they will assume that I'm gay. Partially because, for some reason, it's funny for some teenagers to laugh at gay people, it's terrible I know. After about a 5 min conversation with me, most people give up that assumption, and some will keep it in the back of their mind. Now in public, just because I wear v-necks, I will get small snickers from groups of teens because of it. Do I care? No. But when you laugh at someone you don't know for no apparent reason, it makes you look like a pretty shallow person. I mean seriously, you're judging them by their outer appearance and trying to humiliate them for no reason(well status, and if you are doing it for that, please don't try and befriend me.) because of it.

Getting back on topic (were we ever off it?), Did you see the news about the homeless man that saved a girls life, got stabbed and laid there for a few hours until he DIED. Very noble of him right? To go and save that girls life, but of course there is more to the story. Apparently after saving this girls life and getting stabbed, a bunch of people walked by him and didn't help him! Some people actually poked him with sticks and took pictures of him on their camera phones. Really, is this the society we live in now? That a guy can save some one's life, AND STILL die because of some fucking assholes who think he's disgusting and dirty. I'm not sure about you, but in my opinion every single person that walked by the man and didn't call 911, are way more disgusting and dirty then that homeless man. Walking assholes must smell really bad, right?

Just My Type: Victoria Justice

Now if you watch Nickelodeon you most likely know who this is, and if you don't, you might have a clue who this starlet is. This is Victoria Justice, she plays Tori Vega in Nick's show Victorious and she also played Lola from Zoey 101. She is an absolute doll. She is so cute in every way, from her personality to her looks. Victoria is 17 years old and she is Puerto Rican and Irish (do I have a thing for Irish girls?) and has an amazing voice. She even plays xbox, gamer girls are so hot.

She dresses really cute, given that she most likely has stylist and stuff, and she has really nice facial features. Victoria's character Tori is very modest and acts super adorable, she is well spoken, you don't she her stumbling on things to say, and she just doesn't seem like a ditsy girl at all. She has a pretty amazing fashion sense mixing new age and retro clothing pretty well. From her twitter (oh shut up i know you stalk people on the Internet too) she looks like she dresses hipster esque. Victoria (in real life also) speaks with some old 80's lingo, with words like bomb and phrases like peep a leeps, which is kind of really cute. She also likes photography, which is always a plus, and she guess starred in iCarly as Shelby Marx, who is this like beast MMA fighter.

I was crushed when I read her bio on twitter because she asks people with facial hair to be her friend. Now genetically this is nearly impossible for me to do, so even if she is just my type, I'm in no way her type. Heartbroken? Yes. Defeated? Never. For you Miss Victoria Justice I will try my best to grow a moustache.

You're Not a Puddle of Soda!

It's a really funny sight when people get angry at things that can't be helped or things that can't be controlled. 75% of the time when they get angry at nothing, they visibly make a fool out of themselves, the other 25% of the time they make a fool of themselves without anyone noticing.

Today on the bus, there was a lot of non-moving traffic on a busy street. The bus driver decides to honk, roughly 46 times, with no results. This made himself look very foolish but nobody noticed. However the a lean, 6 foot Chinese man that was on the bus was clearly outraged, he decides to yell "you stupid bull shit!" in very broken english towards the traffic. Half the bus let out a low chuckle (including myself)(sorry), and he(very clearly) made a fool out of himself. With that spilt second of impulsive behavior he had made a complete fool of himself, which probably made him even more angry then he was to begin with.

Traffic is something that we cannot control, it's a force that is put into our lives to slow us down. If we get mad about it what do we accomplish? Ruining our morning, or ruining our night it's your choice. There is an alternative, if that's what you were wondering, you can realize that traffic happens and try to make the best of it. We should all live on gladwin ave, such positive karma there.

In another note, if you meet someone uncultured call them a puddle of soda. I know it sounds strange but hear me out. Uncultured people are basically roaming our streets as drones completely oblivious to the real world. They have no idea as to what's going on, they just "live" day by day, well barely live. Like a puddle of soda they are not truly alive, and have no ambition to roam new areas, they are completely content with were they are now. Like a puddle of soda they will fizz for a bit then be flat and boring. So when you see someone not really contributing to anything, or they have been living under a rock for the past 5 years just say "you are a puddle of soda" they will be utterly confused and have no clue how to respond.

Who's Really The Donkey?

Assumptions, everybody makes them, but nobody wants them made about them.

Assumptions can be hurtful, think about it, you are making up things about other people (in your head) instead of getting to know them. In some cases, egotistical assholes tell people little things about other people to bring up their own self-esteem and make them feel better about themselves. In turn, the people being told this garbage might make assumptions about the person/people being talked about.

The assumptions that you make can make you hurt yourself as well. If you believe assumptions you should stop being nieve and try to learn new facts on other people, if make them you should stop and think about why, because its really not a good character trait to have. Don't assume that the water in front of you is 10 feet deep, and don't assume that everyone you meet will like you as soon as they meet you. You will make a jackass out of yourself either way. Even if you are right about your assumptions who cares? If we cared about our own ordeals as much as we care about other people, we could improve our moral standings by a lot.

You shouldn't assume anything about anyone because you have no reason to, and to be honest, it's probably going to be incorrect, I mean seriously, you don't see murderers saying "Oh I thought that he wanted me to stab him 46 times in the abdomen". But you always see people going "I think she's a slut, she made out with this guy I knew one time" or "he's so gay, look at him".

Next time you assume something about someone else, just think about what you're doing to your moral fiber, is it really worth it to think these stupid things about people (which don't pertain to you)?

Maloof Money Cup/Epic Day

Today was Maloof Money Cup day two, and all I can say is wow. This was one of the best experiences I've even had and a very good way to kick off the summer. I thank Frank and Marsh for inviting me and getting me into the event, respectfully. Maloof is a skateboarding competition were a lot of Am's and Pros's compete for money. Some of the craziest tricks I'veeven seen were brought to today's event.

Although I almost passed out from the heat and excitement, got a crazy farmers tan, and sat on those unforgiving metal bleachers for 7 hours, i would not trade that experience for anything else in the world. Maloof can only be described as a group of very talented men, who are doing what they have trained for and became good at for years, to win a cash prize. And this is simply an amazing site.

On top of all the Pros's and Am's that were there, LIL JOHN MADE AN APPEARANCE! (he even bumped into me at the CCS tent without saying sorry!)

Now to top off an amazing day I went to meet up with my bromantic other, who was with his girlfriend, and we got some of the best Italian ice in the world (opinion). Now I know that doesn't sound that amazing to you, but what about getting a sandwich that was made while she was topless (extremely unhygienic), and getting my hair shampooed? I know it sounds epic, and let me be the one to tell you, THAT IT WAS!

Now this is a little different then my usual blogging style, because I talked a lot more about my day then my thoughts, but hey, it was an amazing day. That is what we all want from life right? the thrills and excitement! Have an epic day!

Fair, So Unfair.

School's out and summers begun, now that can only mean one thing. It's fair season!

I don't think there was ever a time were a man made object could so perfectly describe one's mood, until now.

Fairs are wondrous and magnificent, were else can we spend 20 dollars to risk our lives in spinning metal death traps? Or better yet, to be spinning with your best buddy, or cute girls to ensure that you all die together. Previously I mentioned girls giving you earthquakes, I think that I can now "one up" that statement, some girls can give you the zipper. They can make you feel like you're falling backwards, flipping, going head over heels, and make you feel general anxiety. When you're with a girl and you ride the zipper with them, it is like a literal and figurative cluster of emotions.

What's better at a fair then almost getting raped at a fair? How about almost getting raped by a Demon Rapist Bear. Next time you're walking out of a 7/11 and one of the people that you are with (the blonde girl)(i love you Paige) suggest that you go into a creepy, over grown, fenced off area at night. Don't do it. Seriously, A growling roar/yawn from a hobo/bear sounded something like "arghhhhhhyahh", and it was not the most welcoming noise I've ever heard. We were out of there so fast, almost as fast as Hussein Bolt (OK not that fast)

While at the fair I noticed something, the severe rise in people smoking, drinking, and doing drugs. Did this always go on during fairs and I was just too young/naive to notice it, or is everyone just becoming more open about their "habits"?

Oh while on that topic, biggest turn off for me. Girls who do drugs/smoke. It's so bad for you, how do expect guys to respect you if you don't respect your body? Just saying, like I have nothing against smokers, and if you've ever been to a party with me I usually have a pack to give out, but I would never do it myself.

Oh Shit, It's The Friend Zone!

Ever see that movie Just Friends? Ever been rejected by a girl that's afraid to get hurt? Yes ladies and gentlemen this is the friend zone.

It happens to the best of us, actually the best of us are the one's put in it more frequently. Oh, you don't know what the friend zone is?! Here let me explain. Boy A likes Girl B, A being a really nice person, becomes friends with B and accidentally begins to have a crush on her. B thinks that they have become to valuable of friends, or even worse no longer considers A to be

potential for a relationship and thus puts them into the best friend category. This is the irreversible sign of the friend zone.

Now from here, when A tells B about how he feels about her, it will result (almost every time) like this

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A- *insert long thing about how they like B here*

B- Awe that's so sweet, But I like the way we are now *A's heart implodes* I mean you're so funny, and such a good friend/guy but I don't think we'd work out. I really hope we can stay friends. Like I can tell you anything you know, I cant really do that with anyone else. We can still be friends right?

A- Yeah of course totally! lol sorry if i made things awkward bet

ween us! (of course this is the last thing that A wants to say)

B- OK good, don't worry, I mean it's a little awkward but i wont let it get in the way of things!

A- OK good I would love to have you as a friend.

Now let's break that down. It consist of several key elements. The girl will put the guy down softly, because she would hate to lose him as a friend. Then she will bring up a random instance about her life that's not relevant to your relationship. She will either apologize or say that they wont work out and lastly (every time) end it with a "but we can still be friends right?"

The elements with the guy is that he is basically "in love" with this girl. He will do anything in his power to not lose this girl even as a friend, so of course (poor fella) will eat up everything she says. He will mistakenly take "good guy" as he has a chance, and " we can still be friends right?" as in the future they might go out.

The friend zone is a pretty terrible place to be, actually most people end up not talking to one another after being friend zone friends. The reason? Well honestly guys just have to much pride. Like really, for some reason a bunch of guys brains cannot compute the fact that they cannot obtain certain girls. They have to learn that girls want guy friends, just as much as guys want girls that are just friends. If things don't click, whatever man things didn't click. Self pity is very self destructive, you must learn to cope because if you don't things will eat you from the inside (like some gross flesh eating disease) and that's just so much worse. I'm pretty good at talking to people so if you get friend zoned you can talk to me, I invented that thing(not really but I am a founding father).

Yes I know friend zones hurt, but for the sake of your soul you have to get through it in a positive manner

Recognition.

Ok lets face it. We all LOVE when people notice us. Whether it's compliments or awards maybe even generally being noticed. We eat that shit like candy. A little recognition can make or break someones day. Next time you see someone do something cool, or unique, or even something different give them a high five and tell them they did a good job!

Today was my award ceremony at school and I won something i can't even pronounce, but guess what, I'M STOKED! I feel like I'm on top of the world, it's an amazing feeling to win a medal from some fancy organization!

Let's make a to do list for ourselves to try tomorrow to try to be better people, OK?

- Compliment a stranger

-Make a new friend

-Try something new and succeed at it

-Order something you never ate before

-Go out and experience the world

-Go to a party and not be a wall flower

-Try to get a compliment.

Now this list is pretty vague, and easily accomplishable. The first task is barley even a task, a simple "hey i like your hair" would work. The second a little more of a challenge but still obtainable! The third go to your local deli and order anything new. This fourth one is a little tricky, maybe you could try to take the "wrong train" and see were you end up. Number five, we're teenagers you'll find one I'm sure. Now the last task, be social you'll get complimented eventually, like I said we live off recognition.

Good Luck experiencing the world! and remember to enjoy all the recognition you can get!