Creeping.

So everyone's a creeper, whether it be out in the open or secretly. With gadgets like facebook, twitter, formspring, TV, phones, the 21st century has literally signed an "OK" on the creeping act of 2000-2100 (OK not literally).

A few days ago I put something along the lines of "found a new hobby: taking photos of peoples tattoos while being a ninja" on facebook. Instantly a few people liked it and i got comments saying how i was a creep. Hello, you just said I'm a creep, by creeping and seeing what I was doing. I creeped out loud, but you're just a closet creep. Then today creeper karma came back to haunt me, this random (cute) blonde hipster/scene hybrid chick sat at a table behind me and took a few pics of me when I "wasn't looking". Creeper? Yes. Was she cute? Hell yes, if this girl asked for my digits id be like ### ### ####(censored phone number) fo sho!

Creeping has made it so that perfectly cute girls, have become awkward. Darwinism were are you? Good looking people are not suppose to be creeping in the real world. Isn't that some shit? That technology not only hindered our ability to do physical task, and proved Darwinism wrong, but also disabled our ability to be social.

I believe this brings my count to Technology: 3, Darwinism:0.

Want to see if you are a creeper, then answer these few questions. Do you have a Facebook, Twitter, Formspring? Do you spend more time on your mini feed and other peoples pages, then your own? have you called someone a creeper on the internet? Do you like at least 1 thing on facebook not posted by you a day? Do you read stuff by other people and not tell them?

If you answered yes to any of these, chances are you are a creeper. If you said no, you're probably a closet creeper, or a liar.

But whatever, it's ok. The internet did sign off on your rights to creep. Go for it, whatever.

P.S. Creepy five guys girl who took pictures of me while I was waiting for my burger, facebook me.