Fair, So Unfair.

School's out and summers begun, now that can only mean one thing. It's fair season!

I don't think there was ever a time were a man made object could so perfectly describe one's mood, until now.

Fairs are wondrous and magnificent, were else can we spend 20 dollars to risk our lives in spinning metal death traps? Or better yet, to be spinning with your best buddy, or cute girls to ensure that you all die together. Previously I mentioned girls giving you earthquakes, I think that I can now "one up" that statement, some girls can give you the zipper. They can make you feel like you're falling backwards, flipping, going head over heels, and make you feel general anxiety. When you're with a girl and you ride the zipper with them, it is like a literal and figurative cluster of emotions.

What's better at a fair then almost getting raped at a fair? How about almost getting raped by a Demon Rapist Bear. Next time you're walking out of a 7/11 and one of the people that you are with (the blonde girl)(i love you Paige) suggest that you go into a creepy, over grown, fenced off area at night. Don't do it. Seriously, A growling roar/yawn from a hobo/bear sounded something like "arghhhhhhyahh", and it was not the most welcoming noise I've ever heard. We were out of there so fast, almost as fast as Hussein Bolt (OK not that fast)

While at the fair I noticed something, the severe rise in people smoking, drinking, and doing drugs. Did this always go on during fairs and I was just too young/naive to notice it, or is everyone just becoming more open about their "habits"?

Oh while on that topic, biggest turn off for me. Girls who do drugs/smoke. It's so bad for you, how do expect guys to respect you if you don't respect your body? Just saying, like I have nothing against smokers, and if you've ever been to a party with me I usually have a pack to give out, but I would never do it myself.