You're Not a Puddle of Soda!

It's a really funny sight when people get angry at things that can't be helped or things that can't be controlled. 75% of the time when they get angry at nothing, they visibly make a fool out of themselves, the other 25% of the time they make a fool of themselves without anyone noticing.

Today on the bus, there was a lot of non-moving traffic on a busy street. The bus driver decides to honk, roughly 46 times, with no results. This made himself look very foolish but nobody noticed. However the a lean, 6 foot Chinese man that was on the bus was clearly outraged, he decides to yell "you stupid bull shit!" in very broken english towards the traffic. Half the bus let out a low chuckle (including myself)(sorry), and he(very clearly) made a fool out of himself. With that spilt second of impulsive behavior he had made a complete fool of himself, which probably made him even more angry then he was to begin with.

Traffic is something that we cannot control, it's a force that is put into our lives to slow us down. If we get mad about it what do we accomplish? Ruining our morning, or ruining our night it's your choice. There is an alternative, if that's what you were wondering, you can realize that traffic happens and try to make the best of it. We should all live on gladwin ave, such positive karma there.

In another note, if you meet someone uncultured call them a puddle of soda. I know it sounds strange but hear me out. Uncultured people are basically roaming our streets as drones completely oblivious to the real world. They have no idea as to what's going on, they just "live" day by day, well barely live. Like a puddle of soda they are not truly alive, and have no ambition to roam new areas, they are completely content with were they are now. Like a puddle of soda they will fizz for a bit then be flat and boring. So when you see someone not really contributing to anything, or they have been living under a rock for the past 5 years just say "you are a puddle of soda" they will be utterly confused and have no clue how to respond.