The best way to get a girlfriend is not worry about it. You always see these guys chasing girls and failing miserably, then you see these guys that just chilling getting girlfriends without lifting a single finger. The trick? Your steez.
There are these guys who get completely whipped over chicks before they even start dating. This causes boredom and a non dynamic relationship (aka no steez). They just do whatever girls tell them and go wherever the girls wanna go. This leads to a condition were the guys penis falls off and they acquire a vagina (figurative). Now there is no girl that wants a boyfriend who has no testicular fortitude, well unless they want to toy with their hearts and heads. Girls who do this is are know as bitches.
On the opposing side, girls don't want to be treated like shit and blown off all the time either; well to an extent they do. Now the cool collective guys show much less interest then the guys who are pussy whipped, and this is like mindfuck candy to girls. Humans as a whole are slightly masochistic(go look it up) and like challenges, so it makes sense that girls rather go after guys who don't chase them around. Guys (who are blind with "love") think the polar opposite and decide "hey girls will like it if im sensitive and just do whatever they want". Overused phrase of 09-10 goes into play here "EPIC FAIL".
So you got to find that cool limbo area, where you can be cool and sensitive. Or even better, not try at all. Never put all you're pennies in one pocket(figurative), or better yet go to coinstar and get those pennies turned into dollars(literal). It's not socially accept to pay with pennies, so go out there with your newly acquired dollar bills, buy yourself a nice button down, and just be yourself. New look = new confidence, and if my looks could kill i'd body yours! Confidence my invertebrate friend, it will take you along way.
Now you could read this just for laughs or take it seriously, honestly I don't care. I wrote it for both, and I wish I could follow my own advice(because it's pretty damn good) but you know that saying, the one about following your own advice and how it's impossible, yeah well I don't or i'd quote it. Chin up there are plenty of other fish in the sea, but ew who wants to date a fish anyways? You Freak(but i'm not judging)
P.S. Oh crap i forgot the most important part! Guys, girls cant make moves on you because in our society thats "sluty" you have to make moves for anything to happen. Don't go and throw yourselves on them because that's just weird, but make moves! Don't think that they aren't interested because they aren't making moves, heck there is a possibility that they want to throw themselves onto you but you are too damn stupid to figure it out!
I feel like I've heard this before lol, and you SO put that testicular fortitude in there as tribute to your mentor. FIRST FOLLOWER REPRESENTIN!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I think slutty is spelled with two ts
Giving advice is like cutting hair, its not too hard to do to someone else, or even teach someone else, but once you need to do it for yourself its impossible.