If i have ever seen you in my life i have judged you; my opinion on you will remain the same until you prove me wrong. Actually just because i wrote these first 2 lines you're view on me just changed or you just judged me.
Face it, we are conceited, self-centered, pompous, egotistical whores. Deny it all you want, whatever you're only lying to yourself. But tell me when you meet new people, when you go to a party, when you go anywhere social you don't automatically create little bio's on them from anything between looks, stories you've heard, and first few words exchanged with them.
Guys, when you see a hot girl you know you could never get with, you automatically think "slut.", When you see a guy with ed hardy clothes and cigarettes with some dolce and gabana cologne it's "douche bag.". List goes on but you get the point
Girls, you think the world wants to get with you, actually you think any guy in the room wants to get with you. Heck if you read this you probably think that i want to get with you. Maybe us guys are just trying to be your friend? Maybe i just lied to you so you'll hook up with me in the future. We are pretty misleading creatures.OH! and if you put on slutty clothes, flirt with all my friends, and your breath smells like jizz, I'm going to assume you're a slut, sorry. (and no i do NOT want too hook up with you just because you make it look like you don't have herpes[even though i assume you do]) I mean ill chat with you but I'm not going to hook up with you.
But in all seriousness guys, just because you act confident (like i tell you too) doesn't mean girls will like you more, you might get noticed, you might even be able to strike up a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, but i don't really promise anything more then that. Don't be like "yeah i drive cars and fight people, and I'm going out to go kill a guy right now wanna watch?". Everyone knows trying to be cool, is SO uncool.
I mean just look at me. In guys rank for macho coolness I'm like a level 2 tree frog aka "the nice guy". The type who doesn't hook up with random girls, and is there to talk to, and that guy you rant to about all the shit in your life, the friend who you'd rather "just be friends with". Yeah great right? I'm that poor sap who has to stay up because you're a douche bag and treat girls like shit (well maybe not you personally but the general crowd of people[guys]) Thanks dick hole. (I'm cussing a lot today i promise i wont write like this again [aka like an illiterate moron])
Yeah us nice guys are often judged as "gay" because our penis don't have control over our minds.
P.S. Your insecurities make me smile :]
P.P.S. That was referring to people who look down on nice people
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